Quartersnacks turns 12 today and they are celebrating with a whole bunch of quotes featuring, “nerdy shit about skateboarding and inside jokes.” Made us lol a few times so thought it was worth a share because what is skateboarding without fucking around with the crew?

Congrats on the twelve QS. Keep the good shit coming.

 

Here’s a few samples:

“Skateboarders are the only group of adults that hang out together. I’ll hit up all my friends who don’t skate on a 70-degree day and they’re either at work or with their girlfriends.” — Dylgr

 

“Until we elect Trump, the British are the dumbest people on the planet.” — Dylgr [June 2016]

 

“It’s literally harder to get into a bar than it is to get married.” — Rob Harris

 

Inquisitive Gentleman: “Why does everyone in Canada move to Montreal?”
Keith Henry: “Because nobody needs a job there. You find your rent on the floor.”

 

“I don’t like drinking in my skate clothes.” — Will Robson-Scott

 

“When I was 20, all I wanted to do was impress girls. And now, I’m 30 and all I want to do is impress 20-year-old boys.” — Torey Goodall re: E.T.

 

“Sex minutes are like dog years.” — Charles Rivard

 

 

Click to QUARTERSNACKS for some funny ass lines in Quotes Over the Years Vol. 4

 

 

Zero 💁🏼💁🏼💁🏼 [photo by @willrs]

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