Austyn Gillette + Andrew Allen Talk ‘Chat’ | “Girls are pretty fuckin’ chat most of the time. Guys are chat, we’re all chat…”

What’s chat? Let Austyn Gillette tell ya. He sat down with the now sober Andrew Allen and talked all things chat with a side of skateboarding and surfer boarding.

 

Terrorism.
Terrorism is chat. Extremists are chat as fuck. 

Extremely chat.
Picking up dog shit is pretty chat.

I did that this morning, before you came over. Didn’t want anybody stepping in any land mines you know..
That’s honorable. Celibacy is chat. Erectile dysfunction is chat. IBS is chat. Whiskey dick is fucking chat. You know what’s really chat too, you know the toothbrushes strength, soft, medium and hard? Medium and hard, those two = chat. I accidentally purchased one recently, medium in the soft section, didn’t look, and had the medium one just grinding the gums. The earth is flat, that whole theory is chat. It just got brought up again. Some rapper probably said it and people got on board. He’s got a lot of people thinking that the earth is flat, again.

 

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