Warren Smith’s Morrissey X Supreme Surfboards | Non-surfing hypebeasts lose their minds
When five emotional men wearing all black drink coffee together what do they talk about… Art? How to describe the color black to a blind person? No no no. They (probably) plan out the ultimate emo goth surf collab. Warren Smith – one of our g.o.a.t’s – just released pics of his new two board quiver that may or may not have been invented at the above cult meeting.
It’s an unofficial Supreme X Morrissey X Barbara Kruger X Hayden Shapes(?) X Jorge collab. There was a third Hypto Krypto shape, but rumor has it that Waz sold it to a hypebeast for $10k. Check out more weird shapes and wicked paint-ups at Wax Surf Co.
The boards already have SoCal summer line-ups in a frenzy. Turns out that dead whale at Trestles was no freak accident. Warren was kicking fins out on some Lowers lefts when the poor whale got a look at the Moz graphic from below. It sent him into such emotional turmoil that he recited lyrics to ‘Miserable Lie’ and ended it right then and there.
“So, goodbye
Please stay with your own kind
And I’ll stay with mine
There’s something against us
It’s not time
I look at yours, you laugh at mine
And “love” is just a miserable lie
And in that voice…
I need advice, I need advice
I need advice, I need advice
Nobody ever looks at me twice
Nobody ever looks at me twice”
Look for more hot Warren Smith action + photos here.
When asked to comment on the whale’s death and tortuous removal Morrissey touched his face, but declined to comment…
