‘How A Real Nigga Get Bread’ by Jamal Smith | S.K.A.T.E beef theatrics, trolling to get on Palace w/ the Tornado Spin, +
Skateboarding ain’t all about the talent, it’s also about the personalities. And thank god for that. One of the strongest out there is Jamal Smith, coming fresh out of his epic skate beef with Wade D.
After keeping the Internet laughing both before and since the Dime Glory Challenge, Jamal sat down with Quartersnacks and made some more coffee come out our noses.
Here’s a sample…
“One time — it was just a random night — I was laying in bed, computer on my chest, about to hit up the young Pornhub or some shit. I hear somebody walking up the steps and I was like, alright, it’s all good, it’s just ‘shod. This nigga Dustin Dollin opens up my door, no knock. I make eye contact with him, lotion is next to me, tissues and shit, and he’s wasted, like “Oh, I just wanted to see how the house looked.” Then closes my door and keeps walking. He completely made me not want to jerk it. This professional skateboarder you grow up watching just literally almost caught you with your dick in your hand. I’ll never forget that look on his face. Pale and round…dead eyes.”
Head over to Quartersnacks for the full Jamal Smith interview.
